someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
i hope my first child is a dragon
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
but can any of you top this sims glitch?
yet another unrealistic standard for women
beyonce trolled the fuck outta y’all
In the same three days, sherlock, supernatural, and the Doctor Who 50th Aniversary. Guys. Tumblr is literally going to explode. But like actually. We’re going to knock it offline lol.
I believe it was you who said your dash was dead?
In any case, have this beautiful horse I drew.
SHOOO BE DOO
SHOO SHOO BE DOO
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy