goats are literally Masters of Physics
The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.
My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”
and it was
it was more fucking elves
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”
oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-
"not ALL dogs"
My TARDIS pumpkin!
Mega Glalie looks like Swalot’s dumb scary cousin and I kinda love it?????
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.
thank you for 30k followers!
In which Merida would much rather go night-exploring than let Hiccup sleep.
"do you wanna shoot some arrows?"
let me be perfectly queer
didnt yo momma teach you if you make a face long enough it’ll get stuc-oh wait HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAh