ihopericksantorum: I hope rick santorum gets a neopet but ghosts come and steal all of his starting money
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rock Santorum opens a new pack of fun dip but the stick is broken.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is eating pistachios, and every time he reaches into the bag, he pulls out the one with the sealed-over shell.
incises: nicki minaj in starships is honestly the funniest thing holy shit
mint-juleps: to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here. hahaha. it’s so true